Mike's 30th Birthday Song!

"Michael (middle and last name sung here), born in '74
Today you get a party and a song, how could you ask for more?
Get out the camera, start taking notes
You know your website could always use some new jokes!
And don't worry, Cartman ain't here cause he's a yankee fan!

For the party Pamela thought live music would be nice.
We called and called but we just couldn't find, VANILLA ICE.
He's down and out with C+C music factory,
We just couldn't get'em to come.
It may be sad news for you but not for everyone!

It's a simple kind gesture on a simple day
Kinda like starting scrabble with the letter "A"
About this party you can gloat too! Woo hoo

Well don't worry Mike, Big Bird is nowhere near,
Sorry I mentioned that, now everybody
know about your one childhood fear.
Now your younger brothers can scare the crap out of you.

Don't mean to pick on you much, it's your special day,
I know I ain't Billy Joel front row, or Bruce at fenway
If you fall down just standing up it's okay,
We won't cover you with shaving cream today
We promise... really nothing like that's seriously we swear!!!!!

After the party if you hear something go bump at night,
Don't cha worry, it's just Maxie and Bubba, feelin' alright!
Cause tonight everybody's gonna have a good time
All for you and that's the bottom line
Everybody raise your glass, hears a toast to you (another year through..)
Raise your glass hey Mike hears a toast to you (but please don't puke...)
Hey hey Michael (middle, last name sung here), here's a toast too you....... yeah!"

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Carol's Surprise Birthday Party Song
Craig threw a surprise party for his wife Carol. Again, inside jokes are abundant. This was a nice one though. Her whole family was there. They busted out the video cameras and made me do the song like 4 times! Tears and smiles!

"Thanks for comin' down to the big celebration.
I sure hope every one is havin' fun.
Thanks to our friend Craig,
The festivities have just begun!!!!

In case your not aware of the general plan.
The guest of honor tonight is Carol Ann.

It's gonna be just great,
We've got some birthday cake.
We've even got spirits so have yourself a drink or two.
Hey hey Carol Ann, Craig's throwing this birthday party,
Just for you.

Being married to Carol must not be an easy task.
I hear she's kinda clumsy, all her friends,
have seen her land right on her....(uhh are there any kids here???)

But back in the day, on the courts you was a superstar yeaah..
I hear you were pretty mean!!!
Hey.. were'nt you the captain of you're college basket ball team.
(...she trips, she scores!!!!)

But now you're a super star, driving the family car,
And Maddie and Katie are lucky to have a Mom like you!!!
Hey hey Carol Ann, Craig's throwing this birthday party,
just for you!!!

With every marrige there is work to be had,
She's a farmers daughter, and Craig's afraid of her Dad.
She still calls him "Mr. 50 Grand"
Unless he brings up dancin' at the "Bell in Hand"
You been together now since Nineteen Ninety Eight,
And we think that's just great!

Craig picked up a ring for that special night, on the top of the town,
Not to much later Carol bought a wedding gown.
Even the torrental rain couldn't keep them apart.
3 years two kids, this couple is off to a real great start.

Our craig's a lucky guy,
he even told me so,
He really really loves you,
And he wants to make sure you know!!!

Hey Carol Ann, Craig's throwing this birthday party just for you,
just for you,
just for you,"

Hey Carol Ann, this party's for you!!!!

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Mike's Bachelor Party Song/Humiliation
These guys wanted me to be particularly brutal to their buddy... Some of these jokes just ain't kid friendly... and most of them..... I don't want to know what they mean!

"We like our favorite Mike from Studley Street
He's the kinda guy you ought to meet.
He's the Minima man,
A real Mr. Backachusetts …(at least, back in the day)
We like our favorite Mike, from Studley St.

Mike is a guy who likes to have fun,
Walking round the room, sporting the Thong Kong,
I hope he's wearing more than that when he finally goes to sleep
Something absorbent would be neat(er),
We like our favorite Mike, from Studley street.

Mike's tyin' the knot with Laurie don't ya know,
No more need for the Gladiator show.
Hey (insert old girlfriend here), how you like me now???

When Mike and Laurie say "I do"
Ya know Jessie's girl is gonna hafta go screw
Cause Mikey will be married and mabye have a kid or two.
(Hopefully they'll look like you)

So Mike ya know this night is all for you.
Feel free to do the robot if you want to.
John, Matt, Steve, Joe and Roger,
Will let it slide for tonight, (ain't that sweet)
For our favorite Mike from Studley Street
(a guy you ought to meet.)
Our favorite Mike from Studley St.
Say hey baby, how is your hole???"

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Specialty Songs for My Family and Friends

Sullivan's Luliby
This is a song that I wrote and performed at my Nephew's christening. Mom and Me-Ma approved! Now I sing my kids to sleep with it.

"I don't know if you understand these words I sing, Baby.
Or this love that you bring to me, Baby
All my life I knew that you would come
I love you beautiful stranger to this son,
So I speak sincere and softly now, whispers and songs before you,

Close your eyes and let me
Watch you sleep
I promise in my heart and soul I will keep you warm,
All of this night long
Baby

As soon as I saw your eyes I knew you were mine, yeah.
You can try to run and hide but you know that you are mine, yeah.
When our running round has made us weak, Before I tire I'll lay you down to sleep and I'll
So I speak sincere and softly now, whispers and songs before you,

Close your eyes and let me
Watch you sleep
I promise in my heart and soul I will keep you warm,
All of this night long
Baby

Bridge
I never understood the giving tree,
Now I feel that peace when I am here
By your side and brush your hair and touch your face
And see my eyes in your eyes, your stars in my skies

I don't know if you understand these words I sing,
Or this love that you bring to me
So I speak sincere and softly now, whispers and songs before you,

Close your eyes and let me
Watch you sleep
I promise in my heart and soul I will keep you warm,
All of this night long
Baby, Baby"

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 Jim Show Jim
Jim is a juggler who performs during the warm weather days at Faneuil Hall. He needed a them song for his website... Look no further!

"Well, Have you seen the Jim Show?
Ya know you've got to go,
He'll be juggling while balancing
On his Rolo Bolo...
Jim show Jim
As he's known by most,
Jim Show Jim he's your host.

Chillin' out with Jim is like a home away from home
He's the older bro you never had,
your mom and dad disowned,

He makes the stunts look easy,
but Jim is a pro,
Take this advice, don't try his tricks at home,

Well have you seen the Jim Show?
Ya know you've got to go,
He'll travel near he'll travel far,
"But Bahston's where I pahk my cah,"
Jim Show Jim as he's known by most,
Jim Show Jim he's your host.

Bridge

Red socks, red shirt, jumps like a cat,
Naturally curly hair no need for a hat,
Balls bounce, clubs fly, He's got lots of props,
If you're in the front row mind you head if he drops... drops... drops...

If he needs a vounteer, he may pick you,
Then you can too star in the Jim show!!!!
"But only if your name is Jim!!!"

Instrument solo.....

Now the song is coming to an end, it's sad I know
If you'd like more entertainment, I'll tell you where to go.
The Jim Show.com is entertaining as can be
You can download videos or get this song for free!

Well have you seen the Jim Show??
Ya know you've got to go,
TV, stage, or video,
Not so good on radio...
"SOME ONE TELL JAY LENO!!!"
Jim Show Jim as he's known by most,
Jim Show Jim he's your host."

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